corpsifiedandgross: bondoge: is shut the fuck up an acceptable answer for an algebra problem Only if you show your work
anotherdoctorwhofangirl: one time when i was 6 my mom caught me trying to eat pure sugar out of the container so she stopped and said “Would you like to have something even sweeter?” and of course little naive 6 year old me said yes yes i would so she said “smell it first and then decide” and handed me a bottle of straight vanilla extract and of course it smelled like the tears of jesus so i...
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
sojetlife: tinychatter: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.
im too lazy even for sex right now…